*Tiskool… Tiskool* Yee-Haw *Tiskool*
What are you gaping at, vermin?
Behold the new super hero(ine) of the decade. The next entrant in Marvel’s Avengers II. The power that will save planet Earth from the zombie apocalypse and/or krypton poisoning.
Hey, I’m serious.
I had just entered the gates after dropping off ma at work. I was about to turn off the bike’s ignition when I felt something wiggle/twitch near my left calf. I hurried to shake it off and plop, out fell this big spider. Thankfully there was a broom nearby and the spider had to breathe its last.
I think it was the hugest spider I have ever seen. Also, the hugest spider I have had running on my leg. Okay, now this blog post is about the super-spideyness reaction on me, and let’s focus on that. So, I think the spider bit me. Or maybe licked me. Or atleast spat.
Though I haven’t had any itching near my toes or feelers sprouting out on the palm-side of my thumb, I am sure something happened. Something should be happening!
Maybe right now, a part of my DNA is being replaced by a part of the super-spidey’s DNA? and in 2 more days I am going to be swinging from all the buildings in Tidel Park? Oh, I will, and you, random citizen, will see it!
Spider-woman is a bad name. No, I am not that old. Spider-lady? UGh.. yuck. Something more groovy… How about Poached-Super-Spidey? Eh?