Baseless rants, Growing pains

Should I sue Keats?

It is really tough being a girl. And a plain looking one at that.

Ask me why?

Coz that makes you an easy easy drug addiction victim, thanks to Keats.

Yes, you read it right. I shalt explain now.

Darn, these good looking girls around!
At work!! In the bus!!! In the bus stop!!!! Aaaargh!!!!! x-(

Enter Low Self Esteem. [Alright, with a shade of jealousy ( To hell with honesty. *Close inner parenthesis* *Close square bracket… Close Asterisk symbol.
(Okay, that close parenthesis, square bracket stuff – that might just be me in my very worst sense of humor. A side effect of the creeping low self esteem probably, because otherwise I am extremely funny)

Now, back to case in point. I really appreciate beauty. I do. I like it when things / people look good. I admire it / them. Pretty things and pretty people are nice. They make the day brighter and happier, I know.

But, argh, God! Can I too please please become good looking so I – and the whole world – can celebrate and enjoy my beauty?

Keats said “A thing of beauty is a joy forever”, right?  I am not asking to be Megan Foxish, really… But just a lookable femme*… Er, lookable-more-than-once femme**?
Come on, I am not asking to be beautiful with selfish motives.  I just want to bring joy to the lives of people around. Just want to make the world a happier place to live in.

Is that too much asking?

Did you say Yes?

But that is plain unfair. Cruelly unfair.

This world is so evil. and tough. and cruel.

Oh I can never bring joy to the people I belong with.
Oh, what can I do?!
Oh, Keats, I wish I could die!

Hmmm? What did you say? Drugs? They’d make me feel good?

Yeah? You highly recommend that?

Really??

Distant voice :

I told you so…
It is really tough being a girl. And a plain one at that.

Ask me why?

Coz that makes you an easy easy drug addiction victim, thanks to Keats.

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*, ** : Femme in French, and not what thefreedictionary.com suggests

4 thoughts on “Should I sue Keats?”

  1. hey common dosth

    ” White skin-u girl-u girl-u
    Girl-u heart-u black-u ”

    they are beauty only by skin and something whatever it is… they wil lose it.

    but ur d really a unique sweet good hearted person etc… no one goin to be like u in the world….

    “Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.”

    you have all things so y worry… so need to addictive to any ___ things… 🙂

    note : (it’s not oly being a girl, being a boy also d same thing happens.. it’s may be fate 😛 😦 )

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    1. “Beauty is how you feel inside”??? – aama, what will do with a beautiful liver or a beautiful kidney?.. And nice inclusion : kolaveri lines.. 😉 😉

      Being a boy also same fate-a da? Vaa, let’s start a sangam.

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      1. loose y this kolaveri di??? u can have oly beautiful liver and kidney ah???
        Beauty is how you feel inside : beautiful heart ….
        a beautiful, sweet ,kind… Heart

        hey k lets we start sangam and also start a wordpress…. first we decide a name for sangam,..

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  2. Sharon ma

    “Oh I can never bring joy to the people I belong with.”?
    Come on. Even you know that is bull.

    //Starting Sappiness
    I challenge you to find one person who has met you and left
    without a huge smile on their face.
    //End of Sappiness

    That being said, count me in if there’s gonna be another pity party. I can (unfortunately) empathise with everything else being said.

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